Friday, August 29, 2008
~ 8:52 PM ~
Isn't that a crazy story?
Paul and Michelle are two mentally sick people . They stay in a psychiatric hospital. One day, Michelle was walking near the swimming pool and fell in it. She was drowning. Without hesitation, Paul jumped into the pool and saved her.When the director of the hospital learned about Paul ‘s courage , he decided to let Paul out of the hospital. Thinking that such an act of courage shows that Paul is not mentally sick after all. The director decides to inform Paul himself: “Paul, I have a good and a bad news!” The good news is that we are letting you go because of the courageous act you did to save Michelle. The bad news is that Michelle hung herself in the hall way. Paul replied “ No she didn’t hang herself , it’s me that hung her so she can dry.”
A conversation before marriage
He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She : Do you want me to leave?
He : No! Don't even think about it.
She : Do you love me?
He : Of course! Over and over!
She : Have you ever cheated on me?
He : No! Why are you even asking?
She : Will you kiss me?
He : Every chance I get.
She : Will you hit me?
He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person
!She : Can I trust you?
He : Yes.
She : Darling!
To read a conversation after marriage, simply read this in reverse...
Hope they brightened your day :D
~ 8:52 PM ~
Balgobin...........?
TEACHER : Why are you late?
BALGOBIN : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER :What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about? BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.
BALGOBIN : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Balgobin!
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TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN : Me!
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TEACHER : Balgobin,why do you always get so dirty?
BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BALGOBIN : I is...
TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BALGOBIN : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating adonkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
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TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Di! d you copy his?
BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN : A teacher!
Another joke...
Thinking???
A first grade teacher was trying to stimulate creative thinking in her pupils. She stood in front of
the class with her hands behind her back and said, "I'm holding something behind my back. It's round and it fits in the palm of my hand. Who can guess what it is?" Billy's hand went up and he asked, "Is it a baseball?" "No, Billy," replied the teacher, "It's not a baseball. But you're thinking, and I like that." Suzy's hand went up and she asked, "Is it an orange?" "No, Suzy," replied the teacher, "It's not an orange. But you're thinking, and I like that." Then Johnny spoke up: "Hey, teach, I don't know what you got in your hand, but I got something for you in my pocket. It's long and hard and pink on one end." Shocked, the teacher cried, "Johnny, that's disgusting! You march yourself to the principals office right this instant!" "Hey, relax," said Johnny. "I was talking about my pencil... But you're thinking, and I like that."
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
~ 5:52 PM ~
Today my skul had a larian merdeka......n I fell down...
It actually happened when I was running and suddenly 1 fellow jus tripped me n I fell.Lots of ppl were running past me n I tried to get up to follow dem....
Injured my elbows,legs n my right hip >.<.....Tried to use handkerchief to stop blood flow...
Then,stopped by a PBSM station to get my wounds patched up.Dodn't think I actually will say this bt Trisha,thx a lot fr ur hlp.Then run summre until d next station whr Yvonne put some bandages.After that,can't run anymre coz got very dizzy...can't even see the cars n people properly....
Mr.Rosli came with his motor n I hopped in and we followed the other runners....saw a few of my frens,shouting dat I was cheating ;)
Then came to skul.Painful even when walking frm front gate to canteen...I felt so embarrassed n disappointed with myself.Thank God I had a few good frens who asked hw I was.Thx guys,you don't know hw much it meant to me..
Gt also la a few who laughed....bt I didn't care....I tried my best with my stupid injuries....Wt I cn say now is your time will come....
THX A LOT 2 THOSE WHO CARED.....I'LL NEVER FORGET IT.
~ 5:52 PM ~
3 new groups were formed today during music class.....I like my new group ^^
D members r.....
Pei Xiong
Shahrul
Tivander
Kee Xuan
Kevin
SWY
LET
KYI
Aliff
Farhan
Syafiqah Aqilah
n yours truly :D
n 2-3 mre ppl dat I dunno....
Thr a bunch of good...no, excellent players while other I don't really noe hw good they r n sum r.....2 good for words :D
Bt overall tis is a good team N WE'LL MAKE IT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEA>GOGOGOGOGOGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, August 23, 2008
~ 12:57 PM ~
5 food and drinks that I wish I could taste now....
FOOD:
No 1:Mum's chicken curry....wanna eat it badly....musn't let her know..hehe :D
No 2:Tandoori chicken.....*slurp*
No 3:Best Ikan Bakar in the world by grandma's sister.....seriouly., one of the best 1 dat I've tasted
No 4:Dhal...well,being an Indian,I can't live without it.
No 5:Last bt not the least...LADOO..*yum* =)
DRINKS
No 1:Lee Chee Kang(dunno wther spellings' ryte or nt).Its a sweet drink with a few types of fruits n some jelly in it...tastes HEAVENLY!! ;)
No 2:ABC or air batu campur...it has been ages since I had one......=(
No 3:Chrysanthemum tea for a change instead of plain water will be nice....:D
No 4:Fruit juices...bt not strawberry or lai chee...or durian....
No 5:Um..no idea....Chinese Tea any1???:D
