
Friday, August 29, 2008
~ 8:52 PM ~
Isn't that a crazy story?
Paul and Michelle are two mentally sick people . They stay in a psychiatric hospital. One day, Michelle was walking near the swimming pool and fell in it. She was drowning. Without hesitation, Paul jumped into the pool and saved her.When the director of the hospital learned about Paul ‘s courage , he decided to let Paul out of the hospital. Thinking that such an act of courage shows that Paul is not mentally sick after all. The director decides to inform Paul himself: “Paul, I have a good and a bad news!” The good news is that we are letting you go because of the courageous act you did to save Michelle. The bad news is that Michelle hung herself in the hall way. Paul replied “ No she didn’t hang herself , it’s me that hung her so she can dry.”
A conversation before marriage
He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She : Do you want me to leave?
He : No! Don't even think about it.
She : Do you love me?
He : Of course! Over and over!
She : Have you ever cheated on me?
He : No! Why are you even asking?
She : Will you kiss me?
He : Every chance I get.
She : Will you hit me?
He : Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person
!She : Can I trust you?
He : Yes.
She : Darling!
To read a conversation after marriage, simply read this in reverse...
Hope they brightened your day :D